February 2011
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January 2011
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-30) →
Joanna Newsom (50)
Animal Collective (49)
Robyn (39)
Avey Tare & Kría Brekkan (24)
Vashti Bunyan (19)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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I CANNOT FORGIVE PEOPLE WHO TAKE SHITS AT PARTIES
I CANNOT BELIEVE I ATE BONES LAST NIGHT.
The funniest thing about this morning:
Me waking up and not knowing what the fuck happened, so I texted Patrick to come save me. Little did I know he was right next to me.. LOL!
Too gone.
HOW THE FUCK AM I ALIVE?
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I cannot stop laughing
Patrick is begging people to suck his dick. I am trying to find someone for him.
Rejected again~
zacposen:
Back to being a fucking cunt. I’m such a hopeless romantic but I can’t stop trying.
You need to give it up! I’ve had about enough! It’s not hard to see: THE. BOY. IS. MINE.
ROUGH SEX
MAKE IT HURT!!!!’nnnn
FUCK ME DADDY
SPANK ME DADDY
GETTING FUCKED TILL I CRY
10 foot pole omg
Omg I like my beats fast and my bass down low
Blacked our
Where is Patrick. Omfg hlp e
Me and chris are blacked our
Patrick is fuxking some guy. Yeah!!!!
Bye patrick
Omg in defenseless
Goodbye dignity
I plan on posting really good drunk tweets in...
*hint hint*
It is my dream! I know that my tweets are fucking beautiful, so I don’t see why not! I love that my morning after tweet is always,”O M F G”
If you care to read them for yourself — Twitter
wear-a-paperface-deactivated201 asked: Do Patrick and I have your blessing to get married?
Please pray for me and Patrick!
For some reason, tonight is like a massive party night and everyone we know is going out. We both don’t have to worry about driving, so we are both probably going to go fucking C-R-A-Z-Y-! Normally, one of us stays slightly conscious to make sure nothing terrible happens to the other, but tonight I doubt we’ll even be concerned with each other.
So I guess this is bye everyone!
If I don't get any action this weekend I'll be...
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Oh, there’ll be time to get by, or get dry after the swimming pool. Oh, there’ll be time to just cry, or wonder why it didn’t work out. Oh, there’ll be time to fish fry for letters by yours truly.
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I don’t think that I like you anymore. I bought a pair of new feelings at the feeling store. And I can’t find you at...
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Should I take a film class titled "QUEERS THAT...
OMG I AM SO TORN
I JUST WANT TO READ EMILY DICKINSON OKAY BUT I LOVE MY GAYS TOO OMG
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Do I dare take a class next quarter that is...
I’ve never read anything by him, but I am interested. However, I should also mention that I am terrified of Ulysses.
Also, I am so excited to take a Restoration and 18th century British literature course! I know he will make us read Richardson’s Clarissa, which is one of the longest novels in the English language. I know it will make me go fucking C-R-A-Z-Y-!
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Peter: I realized what causes me to black out.
Nico: What?
Peter: The nights I blacked the fuck out and went crazy (last Saturday night and New Year's Eve) were the nights I drank whole cups of vodka really fast.
Nico: You should just drink it out of a bowl next time.
Peter: Not just any bowl.. A dog bowl.
Nico: Yes!
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HATE HATE HATEHATEHATE! I DON'T CARE WHAT BITCHES...
I DON’T EVEN LOOK THEIR WAY.
That’s right bitches! YOU FUCKING UNFOLLOW MY FUCKED UP ASS! You think I give a damn? I wish more people would unfollow me so I can put all those bitches on fucking BLAST.
But really really I don’t give an F-U-C-K Forget Barbie Fuck Peter, h-he’s fake!
PINK WIG THICK ASS GIVE EM WHIP LASH
I THINK BIG GET CASH MAKE EM BLINK FAST
NOW LOOK AT...